So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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