I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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