:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
