I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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