the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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