Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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