Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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