He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
All the doctor said was why
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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