There was a lot of him and a little penis
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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