All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
id be glad to
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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