I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
You know, be my cock's hype man.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
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