that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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