Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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