I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I could fuck to npr.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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