She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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