If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
i believe in u and ur pee
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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