that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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