Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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