So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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