Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
this just has baby written all over it
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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