I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
well I can't set my house on fire every night
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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