dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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