whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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