no, he came in my armpit
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
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