on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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