She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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