i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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