I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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