I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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