no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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