i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Drake has all the answers
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Randomize
