google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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