Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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