But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
She needs sedatives and a leash
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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