i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
