I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
