I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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