More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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