i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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