My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
You can't special order awesome
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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