Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Too much gin, very little bucket
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
the day after is always just damage control
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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