That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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