How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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