check it out our google latitudes are spooning
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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