i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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