Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
