In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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