do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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