careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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