try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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