If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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