He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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