these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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